The Original Computer

Robert

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Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy
you just hoped nobody ever found out!
 
Note that this original computer is energy compliant and incorporates "green" technology. Also operates in real time, no frustrating waiting.:smile:
 
During the first Gulf War the US Army (and I assume the other services as well) had problems with computers and had tasked the Sergeants Major Academy (so I was told) to assemble a team to go to the Gulf and re-train GI’s to do things with pencils and paper. Fortunately the war ended quickly and I have not heard of this problem recently, maybe we did learn something.
 
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