Orders for Involuntary Body Functions?!

October 3rd, 2006  

Topic: Orders for Involuntary Body Functions?!

ONE WINTER, while I served as an officer in an Army artillery battalion in Germany, our unit was ordered to a remote firing range for maneuvers.

The first morning, a frigid wind howled across the hilltop. Assembling the officers, the executive officer began, "Men, with such cold conditions, troop morale is bound to be a problem. Therefore, OFFICERS WILL NOT SHIVER!"

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by R. H. Brady

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
October 3rd, 2006  
October 3rd, 2006  
Team Infidel
I can believe that.
October 3rd, 2006  
Served under an XO like that, eh sir?
October 3rd, 2006  
Sounds like one of my old WOs
October 4th, 2006  
Gotta go with whatever works, I suppose.
October 9th, 2006  
That's about what I would expect from a Lt.
October 12th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
*shiver* ok sir, Ill try not to...

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