Orders for Involuntary Body Functions?!

AJChenMPH

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ONE WINTER, while I served as an officer in an Army artillery battalion in Germany, our unit was ordered to a remote firing range for maneuvers.

The first morning, a frigid wind howled across the hilltop. Assembling the officers, the executive officer began, "Men, with such cold conditions, troop morale is bound to be a problem. Therefore, OFFICERS WILL NOT SHIVER!"

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by R. H. Brady

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
 
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