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"He drove his German car made of Swedish steel and interior
of Argentine leather to a gasoline station, where he
filled up with Arab oil shipped in a Liberian tanker
and bought two French tires, composed of rubber from
Sri Lanka."
"At home, he dropped his Moroccan briefcase, hung up
his Scottish tweed coat, removed his Italian shoes and
Egyptian cotton shirt, then donned a Hong Kong robe and
matching slippers from Taiwan."
"More comfortable now, he poured a cup of hot Brazilian
coffee into an English coffee mug, set a Mexican
place mat on an Irish linen tablecloth atop a Danish table
varnished with linseed oil from India. Then he filled his
Austrian pipe with Turkish tobacco, lit it, and picked up
a Chinese made ball-point pen with which he wrote a letter
to his congressman demanding to know why the United States
has such an unfavorable balance of trade."
"He drove his German car made of Swedish steel and interior
of Argentine leather to a gasoline station, where he
filled up with Arab oil shipped in a Liberian tanker
and bought two French tires, composed of rubber from
Sri Lanka."
"At home, he dropped his Moroccan briefcase, hung up
his Scottish tweed coat, removed his Italian shoes and
Egyptian cotton shirt, then donned a Hong Kong robe and
matching slippers from Taiwan."
"More comfortable now, he poured a cup of hot Brazilian
coffee into an English coffee mug, set a Mexican
place mat on an Irish linen tablecloth atop a Danish table
varnished with linseed oil from India. Then he filled his
Austrian pipe with Turkish tobacco, lit it, and picked up
a Chinese made ball-point pen with which he wrote a letter
to his congressman demanding to know why the United States
has such an unfavorable balance of trade."
