One for tomtom

Charge 7

Master Gunner
A priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers ahead of them.

Engineer: "What's with these guys? We must've been waiting 15 minutes!"

Doctor: "I don't know. I've never seen such ineptitude!"

Priest: "Here comes the groundskeeper. Let's have a word with him."

....

Priest: "Say, George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're awfully slow aren't they?"

George: "Oh that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight in an accident saving our clubhouse from a fire last year so we always let them play for free anytime they want."

The group was silent for a moment...

Priest: "That's so sad. I think I shall say a special prayer for them tonight."

Doctor: "Good idea, and I'm gonna contact my opthamologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."

Engineer: "Why can't these guys play at night?"
 
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