One Testicle

tomtom22

Chief Engineer
The

Indian With One Testicle



There once

Was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was
'Onestone'.






He hated That name and
Asked everyone not to call him Onestone.





After Years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If
Anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'





The word Got around and nobody called him that any more.




Then one Day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good
Morning, Onestone.'





He jumped Up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love
To her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next
Day,until Blue Bird died from Exhaustion.






The word Got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.


Years went By and no one

Dared call him by his given name until A woman


Named Yellow Bird returned to the village After being away.





Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed When she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'





Onestone Grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her
All day, made love to her allnight, made love to her all
The next day, made love toher all the next night, but YellowBirdwouldn't die!







Why ???



OH, come On... Take a guess !!!





Think

About it !!!








You're

Going to love this !!!































Everyone

Knows...







You

Can't kill Two Birds

With OneStone!!!
 
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