One reason for no guns....

[tomtom22]

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror. She says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment".

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's perfect".

They say he never heard the shot.......


:shock:

 

[Sevens]

He deserved way worse!!!!!!!!!!!!


:mrgreen:

 

[tomtom22]

What's worse than being dead???

 

[Team Infidel]

hahahahahahaha

 

[Sevens]

What's worse than being dead???

Being tortured horribly for several days/weeks/months/years before he dies. :mrgreen:

 

[A Can of Man]

Being tortured horribly for several days/weeks/months/years before he dies. :mrgreen:

This is also known as marriage.

 

[justin1552]

Marriage: See Love

Love: An extended form of suicide.

 

[Peddler]

lol......cute

 

[AikiRooster]

hahahahahaha.

 

[Italian Guy]

Hahahaha good one.

 

[Sevens]

Marriage: See Love

Love: An extended form of suicide.

Very, very true, my friend.