One more blonde joke

March 13th, 2008  

Topic: One more blonde joke

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down.

The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego ?"

"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift ?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me ? I' ll give you $100 for your trouble."

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!!

There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde.

"What the heck are you doing here ?" he demanded, "I gave you$100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money leftover --- so now we're going to SeaWorld."

March 14th, 2008  
Team Infidel
March 15th, 2008  
Hahaha!!! Nice!!!!
March 15th, 2008  
A Can of Man
Oh man.... hehehe
March 16th, 2008  
that sounds like a lot of people, great joke

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