One Last Note




 
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Boots
 
February 19th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 

Topic: One Last Note


Ol' Fred had been a religious man who was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them.

As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died.

The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realised that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died.

He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."

He opened the note, and read out loud, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube!"
February 19th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
LMAO Poor Fred.
February 20th, 2005  
Redleg
 
 
Ouch...
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Boots
February 20th, 2005  
A Can of Man
 
 
February 20th, 2005  
rotc boy
 
 
oh crap, and now everyone knows why i quit my job as a preacher
on to the next forum
jk, i would never leave the IMF!!!!
February 20th, 2005  
Darcia
 
Hah!
February 20th, 2005  
pixiedustboo
 
 
That is sad.


SerenityFeelsSorryForTheDeadMan
February 20th, 2005  
USAFAUX2004
 
 
Lol, that is a great one!
February 20th, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
Poor guy.
February 25th, 2005  
USAFAUX2004
 
 
not sure, this may have been based on an actual event