Charge 7
Master Gunner
One bright beautiful Sunday morning everyone in tiny East Overshoe wakes up and goes to their local church.
Before the service starts the people chat about their lives and interests as they gather in to the pews.
Suddenly Satan appears at the altar! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to escape evil incarnate.
Soon everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sits calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that he's in the presence of God's ultimate enemy.
This confuses Satan.
So Ol' Nick walks up to the man and says "Hey! Don't you know who I am?"
The man replies, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asks, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for the past 35 years..."
Before the service starts the people chat about their lives and interests as they gather in to the pews.
Suddenly Satan appears at the altar! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to escape evil incarnate.
Soon everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sits calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that he's in the presence of God's ultimate enemy.
This confuses Satan.
So Ol' Nick walks up to the man and says "Hey! Don't you know who I am?"
The man replies, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asks, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for the past 35 years..."
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