Olympic 'Blade Runner' charged in murder

So, apparently, the girlfriend didn't hear Oscar sneaking up behind her.

It was the silence of the limbs.
 
When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?
 
It is a damned if you do and damned if you don't scenario girlfriends are always complaining men don't take them out on valentines day, Oscar does and gets arrested.
 
You started it! :p

Yes I did! And long may it continue! ;)

Seriously though, this is brilliant! We're an awful bunch, making fun of someone with no legs...

Ah well, feck it. You Only Die Once and all that.

They've found new evidence inside the house that acquits him of the murder.

Footprints. :D
 
Oh go on then....

First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes "Don't Do It".

and the Oscar goes to ......(drumroll)...... JAIL.

Just like Oscar Pistorius, this Valentine's Day I'll be firing into my girlfriend several times. (my fav :D)
 
Oh go on then....

First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes "Don't Do It".

and the Oscar goes to ......(drumroll)...... JAIL.

Just like Oscar Pistorius, this Valentine's Day I'll be firing into my girlfriend several times. (my fav :D)

That last one's my favourite too. So very untrue for me. But I did get a phone number! :D
 
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