What did Oscar Pistorius get for Valentine's day?...

20 years.

We are an awful bunch! But this is hilarious!

When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?

Oscar Pistorious; doing what every man dreams about on Valentine's Day.

Originally Posted by hawky94

We are an awful bunch! But this is hilarious!

You started it!

It is a damned if you do and damned if you don't scenario girlfriends are always complaining men don't take them out on valentines day, Oscar does and gets arrested.

Originally Posted by The Highway Man

Steady on, I only allow the wife to touch me there.

Liar!

Originally Posted by Capt Frogman

You started it!

Yes I did! And long may it continue!

Seriously though, this is brilliant! We're an awful bunch, making fun of someone with no legs...

Ah well, feck it. You Only Die Once and all that.

They've found new evidence inside the house that acquits him of the murder.

Footprints.

Oh go on then....

First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes "Don't Do It".

and the Oscar goes to ......(drumroll)...... JAIL.

Just like Oscar Pistorius, this Valentine's Day I'll be firing into my girlfriend several times. (my fav )

Originally Posted by Capt Frogman

Oh go on then....

First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes "Don't Do It".

and the Oscar goes to ......(drumroll)...... JAIL.

Just like Oscar Pistorius, this Valentine's Day I'll be firing into my girlfriend several times. (my fav )

That last one's my favourite too. So very untrue for me. But I did get a phone number!