Older Women Are So Reasonable




 
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Older Women Are So Reasonable
 
September 25th, 2009  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Older Women Are So Reasonable


Older Women Are So Reasonable
Older Women Are So Reasonable


AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "FORTY-FOUR YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL".

NOW I HAVE A $1,500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 69-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.
September 25th, 2009  
sky2979
 
 
Hehehehhehehehhehee.................lol...Your wife rocks!!!!!!!!!!!! lol...
September 25th, 2009  
BritinBritain
 
 
Reasonable and women in the same sentence don't sound right
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Older Women Are So Reasonable
September 25th, 2009  
Team Infidel
 
 
September 25th, 2009  
The Other Guy
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BritinAfrica
Reasonable and women in the same sentence don't sound right
What is this "reasonable" of which you speak? Never heard of it.
October 2nd, 2009  
Nina
 
lol..great. thanks.
October 6th, 2009  
viper2007
 
 
Well, thats married life for you friend...

My relationship with my wife is like the army- I am a General, she is the Major- I get to make general decisions, she gets to make major decisions... Sigh...
October 6th, 2009  
Nina
 
LOL...

You do have a great wife, Viper. Congrats!
October 7th, 2009  
viper2007
 
 
Thanks Nina,

I know I have a great wife- she keeps reminding me everyday...
January 20th, 2010  
ctayfor
 
 
Wouldn't trade mine for anything.
 


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