Old Wives Tales, Myths (true or otherwise)

[The Highway Man]

Unfortunately! :shock:

 

[Capt Frogman]

So, how many cups of tea did you make!.

Probably hundreds, as I heard they made him the tea boy.

 

[Capt Frogman]

Are you inferring there are other plod on here????

It's not as if anyone's going to own up to being a rozzer! :shoothea:

Move along, nothing to see here....

 

[Capt Frogman]

Now, CApt Frog, don't be going to get rusty balde to do what you planned to do, thats not good for you, what with the infection issue and everything. I now have just the very thing for you to do what ever you need to do with your royal jewels... :wink:

As if I'd let another dude near my meat and two veg. Those days are firmly behind me! :lol:

 

[BritinBritain]

All of a sudden I was reminded of Jasper Carrot when a plod pointing to Jasper Carrots winkle picker shoes asked, "Are your feet shaped like that?" Jasper Carrot asked in return pointing to plods helmet, "Is your head shaped like that?"

 

[The Highway Man]

So, how many cups of tea did you make!.

None, the barstewards didn't even make me one as a guest, and it was bloody dead!!!

 

[The Highway Man]

It's not as if anyone's going to own up to being a rozzer! :shoothea:

Move along, nothing to see here....

I see rozzers, they're everywhere. They don't even know they're rozzers!!!

 

[Tankboy]

None, the barstewards didn't even make me one as a guest, and it was bloody dead!!!

5 whole counties too.

 

[The Highway Man]

The first hour I was there there was an exercise on and the NE were running the NW comms, so there was even less to do!!!

 

[Tankboy]

Did you all go out for a jog then.

 

[The Highway Man]

Dont you bloody swear at me!!!:cens::cens::cens:

 

[Capt Frogman]

None, the barstewards didn't even make me one as a guest, and it was bloody dead!!!

Just like a typical day out on the road then!

 

[Capt Frogman]

Did you all go out for a jog then.

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