Old Soldiers Bragging

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Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.

"Why, my outfit was so well disciplined," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click."

"Very good," conceded the other, "but when my company presented arms you'd hear slap, slap, jingle."

"What was the jingle?" asked the first. "Oh," replied the other offhand, "that was our medals."
 
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