An old Pilot

An old Pilot
December 30th, 2009  

Topic: An old Pilot

An old Pilot
An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him...

She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.
December 31st, 2009  
LOL Good one!!!!
January 1st, 2010  
Wow, that is a joke that even works in Spanish! Great, thanks!

An old Pilot
January 4th, 2010  
LOL....I feel that same way sometimes lol
February 7th, 2010  
Team Infidel

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