LIPS
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You could put any nationality into this to suit your needs.
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a
Kiwi, an Australian, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss
girl.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand
print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: That Kiwi must have groped the blonde in the dark,
and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Kiwi must have tried to grope me in the dark, but
missed and fondled the old lady. She slapped his cheek.
The Kiwi thinks: That Australian must have groped the blonde in the dark.
She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack
that Kiwi again.
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a
Kiwi, an Australian, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss
girl.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand
print on his cheek.
No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: That Kiwi must have groped the blonde in the dark,
and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Kiwi must have tried to grope me in the dark, but
missed and fondled the old lady. She slapped his cheek.
The Kiwi thinks: That Australian must have groped the blonde in the dark.
She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack
that Kiwi again.
