The Old Man's Physical




 
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June 17th, 2004  
Uncle_Sam
 
 

Topic: The Old Man's Physical


The Old Man's Physical



A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.

The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?''

And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.''

Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.



He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?''

And she says, ''That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!''
June 18th, 2004  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
LOL thats a good one
June 18th, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
That's funny
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June 18th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
LOL i wouldnt want to eat their food. :P
October 22nd, 2004  
Patriot_1989tobeyond
 
NOPE.
February 26th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
LOL!

February 26th, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 
lol mental note dont go to his house for dinner
October 17th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
hahahaha...
October 17th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Ewwwww!!!! LOL
October 18th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
youch..... lol