odd excuses




 
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Boots
 
June 8th, 2004  
Marksman
 
 

Topic: odd excuses


Very Odd Excuses

The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily.
"Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."

The General was very skeptical about this explanation but at least he was here so he let the G.I. go. Moments later, eight more G.I.s came up to the general panting, he asked them why they were late.

"Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here."

The General eyed them, feeling very skeptical but since he let the first guy go, he let them go, too. A ninth G.I. jogged up to the General, panting heavily.

"Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but..."

"Let me guess," the General interrupted, "it broke down."

"No," said the G.I., "there were so many dead horses in the road, it took forever to get around them."
June 8th, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
That's amusing.
June 10th, 2004  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
Think someone moved the horses after they began to rot? Feel sry for the road.
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Boots
June 10th, 2004  
lil Lt
 
Thats great
June 10th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
Roadkill blocking the road now thats a first.(at least for me)
June 10th, 2004  
Uncle_Sam
 
 
June 10th, 2004  
MyStIC
 
 
Good one.
June 11th, 2004  
1217
 
It's funny!
June 11th, 2004  
Italian Guy
 
 
Did all the horses come from the same farm? The farmer should get arrested then.
June 11th, 2004  
Marksman
 
 
i guess so