monzonite -- a coarse-grained igneous rock composed chiefly of plagioclase and orthoclase in approximately equal proportions, which small amounts of other minerals.
tmesis \TMEE-sis\, noun:
In grammar and rhetoric, the separation of the parts of a compound word, now generally done for humorous effect; for example, "what place soever" instead of "whatsoever place," or "abso-bloody-lutely."
Would calling someone a spathic leptosome be a conundrum?
No.
conundrum –noun 1.a riddle, the answer to which involves a pun or play on words, as What is black and white and read all over? A newspaper.2.anything that puzzles.
ə/ [-mawr-uh, -mohr-uh] Rhetoric. a figure of speech by which a locution produces an incongruous, seemingly self-contradictory effect, as in “cruel kindness” or “to make haste slowly.”