Now, How Did You Want That Haircut?!

[AJChenMPH]

WHEN I WAS INDUCTED into the Coast Guard, I had to go to the base barbershop for my first military haircut. The barber walked over to me, electric razor in hand, and shaved right down the middle of my head. Smiling broadly, he asked, "Now what would you like me to do?"

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Richard Howe

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.

 

[tomtom22]

I would have read him the riot act!

 

[Fox]

Heh.

 

[Marinerhodes]

Ehehehe...reminds me of bootcamp. DIs told us we could get any haircut we wanted as long as it included all the hair being removed from our heads.

 

[Italian Guy]

Then how did you want it cut in the end? :rockin:

 

[AFSteliga]

Slick.

 

[migidarra]

My barber for my first haircut asked me if I liked racecars.....I don't anymore!

 

[Team Infidel]

Welcome to the military