Not military but funny as hell! - Page 2

September 2nd, 2004  
Originally Posted by FutureRANGER
2% Metrosexual (just wth is metrosexual?)

A metrosexual is a straight man who has good fashion sense, doesn't mind getting his nails done, is clean and neat and orderly... You know, the stereotypical gay man, only straight. ^_^ Your test results suggests you're rather dirty, and don't care too much about fashion, physical appearance, maybe hygiene, etc...
September 5th, 2004  
silent driller
55% Evil sumbitch
22% Hippie(and I smell gooooood!)

couldn't take any other tests...

...By the way, I don't need to take a test to know that I am a STRAIGHT, dirty, clean, filthy, neat sick . Ain't nothin' homo, fauxmo, or metro about me. Just thought I'd letcha know
September 5th, 2004  
That test is messed up. Its questions like "do you iron your sheets" and "does you telephone match your wall". Why would I iron my sheets? Doesn't mean I stink because I don't get manicures. Sheesh.
September 17th, 2004  
10 white trash
30 lover boy
10 annoyng
20 cool
30 funny
10 stupid

i have lots of friends and they all call me a stupid peice of shit
September 17th, 2004  
19% White trash. I'm quite proud of that low percentage.
September 25th, 2004  
rotc boy
it said im 70% white trash
You may have been raised white trash, but you have escaped to find the other side. Even now your white trash traits sneak out, like drinking beer from the bottle at a restaurant.
how can this be? im from the north!
December 20th, 2005  
"Not Too White Trashy"
The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense.
I am 35% Hippie.
Step away from the tie-dye. You smell too good to be a hippie and your dad is probably a cop. Being a hippie is not a fashion craze, man. It was a way of life, in the 60’s, man.
I am 30% *******/*****.
You may think you are an ******* or a *****, but the truth is you are a good person at heart. Yeah sure, you can have a mean streak in you, but most of the people you meet like you.
I am 27% Metrosexual.
You may own more than two pair of dress shoes, and maybe a designer suit, but face it. You don’t mind going to the grocery store in sweats. And even go a day or two without a shower.
I am 11% Geek.
You wanna be a geek. But you are not. Why would you even want to be one. You think it's fun? Try writting an online test application at 1 am in your underwear.
I am 22% Internet Addict.
I am amazed that you even found this test. This must be your first time online, isn't it, my little AOL-using friend? Let me know if you need any help turning the computer off.
December 21st, 2005  
90% ******* ahahahahahah..........sweet