Normandy in 2004




 
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Boots
 
October 21st, 2004  
Redneck
 
 

Topic: Normandy in 2004


This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German tyranny...

June 6, 1944. -NORMANDY- Three hundred French civilians were killed and thousands more wounded today in the first hours of America's invasion of continental Europe. Casualties were heaviest among women and children. Most of the French casualties were the result of artillery fire from American ships attempting to knock out German fortifications prior to the landing of hundreds of thousands of U.S. troops.

Reports from a makeshift hospital in the French town of St. Mere Eglise said the carnage was far worse than the French had anticipated and reaction against the American invasion was running high. "We are dying for no reason," said a Frenchman speaking on condition of anonymity. "Americans can't even shoot straight. I never thought I'd say this, but life was better under Adolph Hitler."

The invasion also caused severe environmental damage. American troops, tanks, trucks and machinery destroyed miles of pristine shoreline and thousands of acres of ecologically sensitive wetlands. It was believed that the habitat of the spineless French crab was completely wiped out, threatening the species with extinction.

A representative of Greenpeace said his organization, which had tried to stall the invasion for over a year, was appalled at the destruction, but not surprised. "This is just another example of how the military destroys the environment without a second thought, " said Christine Moanmore. "And it's all about corporate greed." Contacted at his Manhattan condo, a member of the French government-in-exile who abandoned Paris when Hitler invaded said the invasion was based solely on American financial interests. "Everyone knows the President Roosevelt has ties to big beer," said Pierre LeWimp. "Once the German beer industry is conquered, Roosevelt's beer cronies will control the world market and make a fortune."

Administration supporters said America's aggressive actions were based in part on the assertions of controversial scientist Albert Einstein, who sent a letter to Roosevelt speculating that the Germans were developing a secret weapon, a so-called "atomic bomb." Such a weapon could produce casualties on a scale never seen before and cause environmental damage that could last for thousands of years. Hitler has denied having such a weapon and international inspectors were unable to locate such weapons even after spending two long weekends in Germany. Shortly after the invasion began reports surfaced that German prisoners had been abused by Americans. Mistreatment of Jews by Germans at so-called "concentration camps" has been rumored but so far, remains unproven.

Several thousand Americans died during the first hours of the invasion and French officials are concerned that uncollected corpses pose a public health risk. "The Americans should have planned for this in advance," they said. "It's their mess and we don't intend to clean it up."



Got this from www.ehowa.com.
October 21st, 2004  
Duty Honor Country
 
 
I am impressed Redneck. Have you ever considered getting a job in the media? You'd fit right it.
October 21st, 2004  
Redneck
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doody
I am impressed Redneck. Have you ever considered getting a job in the media? You'd fit right it.

I think I'd get fired during my first week for EO violations.
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Boots
October 21st, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
So true, the media always gives a bias view full of hate, gore, and violence.
October 21st, 2004  
The Other Guy
 
 
Really. Did we take actoins to save "innocent Civillians" in 1944? H** no!
October 22nd, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
That's some interesting stuff you got there. Seems pretty accurate.
October 22nd, 2004  
Patriot_1989tobeyond
 
Sad but true that the mass media would portray that gloriuos beginning of the end of Fascism in such a negative light. I makes me sick when I think of the sentimental stories of bull that the media puts out every single day just to keep their ratings up and wrench people hearts.
October 22nd, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
The media and other corporations will do anything to make money.
October 23rd, 2004  
Focus Fate
 
I've seen this before in some forum. It's exactly how the media today would cover the situation
October 23rd, 2004  
The Other Guy
 
 
World hunger could end, and the Media would find the negative side.