No Speaka Da Englis!

phoenix80

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No Speeka Da Englis

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down
and engage in an animated conversation. The lady
sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men
say the following

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come
together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come
together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I
come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the
lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak
aloud in public places about our sex lives........."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'
abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to
spella 'Mississippi'."

>I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!
 
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