Ninth Symphony




 
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Boots
 
July 10th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 

Topic: Ninth Symphony


One night, a well-known orchestra was playing Beethoven's Ninth Symphony. One bass player said to the other, "We don't have much to do for a while, so let's go to the bar next door. To give us some extra time, I tied the last pages of the music together, so the conductor will have to untie them when he gets near the end." They sneaked out and had a few drinks together, becoming increasingly drunk. Then they staggered back into the auditorium just in time for the finish.

The next day, when asked how the concert went, the conductor replied, "Pretty boring, but it picked up at the end of the Ninth when the score was tied and the bassists were loaded."
July 12th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
Mildly funny. It got a smirk out of me.
July 13th, 2005  
MontyB
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by AmericanSweetheart
Mildly funny. It got a smirk out of me.
Mildly funny my arse that was very funny.



I will be chuckling to that for hours now.
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July 13th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
suck up
July 13th, 2005  
Locke
 
 
LOL good one!!!

it was a very clever play on words, which isn't everyones cup of tea.
July 14th, 2005  
MontyB
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by AmericanSweetheart
suck up
An unrealistic comment I would suggest.
July 14th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MontyB
Quote:
Originally Posted by AmericanSweetheart
suck up
An unrealistic comment I would suggest.
You ain't kiddin'!

If I can get MontyB to enjoy a joke of mine it just might be a good one, AmericanSweetheart.
May 11th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Oh you punster, Charge!
January 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one