That *** Is Nine




 
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Boots
 
January 13th, 2005  
ladyhawk
 

Topic: That *** Is Nine


That SOB is Nine

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself,
"Two plus five, that son of a b*^%# is seven.
Three plus six, that son of a b*^%# is nine..."



His mother heard what he was saying and gasped,
"What are you doing?"



The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."


"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.


"Yes," he answered.


Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day,
"What are you teaching my son in math?"



The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."




The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two,
that son of a b*^%# is four?"



After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,
"What I taught them was, two plus two,
THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
January 13th, 2005  
Darcia
 
.....Okay....Interesting
January 15th, 2005  
CadetEnsignAraque
 
lmao!!
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January 15th, 2005  
rotc boy
 
 
lol, but i think this is on the forum somewhere
January 15th, 2005  
CadetEnsignAraque
 
test
January 15th, 2005  
Joe252
 
lmao
February 27th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's pretty funny