Nice ways to describe your loss of manhood

If an author loses it, is he unauthorized?

...If a notary loses it, is he designed(de- signed)?
...If a heart transplant patient loses it, is he disheartened?
...If an owner loses it, is he disowned?
...If a horse rider loses it, is he dismounted?

Man, I'll be here all day if I don't stop!
 
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