AJChenMPH
Forum Health Inspector
Got this in my work inbox yesterday...your (US) tax dollars at work.
(NGBJOC = National Guard Bureau Joint Operations Center)
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www.noradsanta.org
Current location: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil (As of 1950 hrs (EST)
(12/24 9:50AM)
NGBJOC SPOTREPORT - North American Air Defense Command (NORAD) reports that they are currently tracking a high speed object which appeared on their systems precisely at midnight, 24 DEC 07. This track is making numerous stops on all continents and remains on the dark side of the earth. It is anticipated that this object will have visited every town, village and city on the planet in the next 24 hours. The techology which makes this possible is not understood, however, there appears to be no hostile intent. Open source reporting indicates that the object being tracked deposits wrapped presents consisting of toys and other items which had been "wished" for during the year by the individuals receiving these gifts. Other reporting states that sporatic visual sightings of the object have been described as 8 flying reindeer pulling a large red sleigh shaped craft. The craft and reindeer appear to be under the control of a single individual dressed in a red and white suit, about 6 feet tall, with a white/gray beard and hair, weighing approximately 275 lbs going by the name of Santa Claus. NORAD will continue to track Santa and reports that this event consistently occurs every year on 24 DEC. NGBJOC continues to monitor. Happy Holidays!
(NGBJOC = National Guard Bureau Joint Operations Center)
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www.noradsanta.org
Current location: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil (As of 1950 hrs (EST)
(12/24 9:50AM)
NGBJOC SPOTREPORT - North American Air Defense Command (NORAD) reports that they are currently tracking a high speed object which appeared on their systems precisely at midnight, 24 DEC 07. This track is making numerous stops on all continents and remains on the dark side of the earth. It is anticipated that this object will have visited every town, village and city on the planet in the next 24 hours. The techology which makes this possible is not understood, however, there appears to be no hostile intent. Open source reporting indicates that the object being tracked deposits wrapped presents consisting of toys and other items which had been "wished" for during the year by the individuals receiving these gifts. Other reporting states that sporatic visual sightings of the object have been described as 8 flying reindeer pulling a large red sleigh shaped craft. The craft and reindeer appear to be under the control of a single individual dressed in a red and white suit, about 6 feet tall, with a white/gray beard and hair, weighing approximately 275 lbs going by the name of Santa Claus. NORAD will continue to track Santa and reports that this event consistently occurs every year on 24 DEC. NGBJOC continues to monitor. Happy Holidays!
