DolphinDancer
Active member
Crack Found in Governor's Daughter.
[Imagine that!]
Something went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says.
[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers.
[Now that's taking thing's a bit far!]
Is There a Ring around Uranus?
[Not if you wipe thoroughly.]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over.
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work After Death.
[No-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-so's.]
Juvenile Court toTry Shooting Defendant.
[See if that worjs better than a fair trail.]
War Dims Hope for Peace.
[I can see where it might have that effect.]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile.
[You think?!]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures.
[Who Would Have Thought?]
Enfield (England) Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide.
[They may be onto something.]
Red Tape Hold up New Bridges.
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
Man Stuck by Lightening;Face Charge Battery.
[He probably IS the battery charge.]
New Study of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group.
[Weren't they fat enough?]
Astronaut Takes The Blame for Gas in Spacecraft.
[That's what he gets for eating alll those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks.
[Do they taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half.
[Chainsaw massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors.
[Boy, are they tall.]
And the winner is......
Tyhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.
[No Kidding!!]
:viking:
[Imagine that!]
Something went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says.
[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers.
[Now that's taking thing's a bit far!]
Is There a Ring around Uranus?
[Not if you wipe thoroughly.]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over.
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work After Death.
[No-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-so's.]
Juvenile Court toTry Shooting Defendant.
[See if that worjs better than a fair trail.]
War Dims Hope for Peace.
[I can see where it might have that effect.]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile.
[You think?!]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures.
[Who Would Have Thought?]
Enfield (England) Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide.
[They may be onto something.]
Red Tape Hold up New Bridges.
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
Man Stuck by Lightening;Face Charge Battery.
[He probably IS the battery charge.]
New Study of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group.
[Weren't they fat enough?]
Astronaut Takes The Blame for Gas in Spacecraft.
[That's what he gets for eating alll those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks.
[Do they taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half.
[Chainsaw massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors.
[Boy, are they tall.]
And the winner is......
Tyhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.
[No Kidding!!]
:viking:
