New weight loss program




 
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New weight loss program
 
October 21st, 2005  
KC72
 
 

Topic: New weight loss program


New weight loss program
A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 35 lbs. as soon as possible due to
very serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do
it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS
PROGRAM.

"Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls them
up and subscribes to the 3-day/5 lb. weight loss program. The next day
there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old young lady dressed in nothing but Nike
running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a
representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch
me, you can have me!"

Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing
and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are
through and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company
does business!"

The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens.
On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5 lbs.
as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10 lb. program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but
Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch
me, you can have me." He's out the door and after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her, but
when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next four days,
the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs
himself and found he has lost another 10 lbs., as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25 lb.
program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our
most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies. "I haven't felt this good
in years." The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he
finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes
and a sign around his neck that reads,



"If I catch you, you're mine."
October 21st, 2005  
sunb!
 
 
October 21st, 2005  
bulldogg
 
 
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New weight loss program
October 21st, 2005  
Ghost Rider LSOV
 
Old but gold.
October 21st, 2005  
Navy Boy
 
 
October 21st, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 
October 22nd, 2005  
Fenrir
 
omg .... I think I died laughing!!!
November 14th, 2005  
fronzz
 
 
WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!
November 15th, 2005  
Springfield
 
 
Funny.
January 11th, 2007  
sunshine
 
 
OMG lol my sides hurt form laughing