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I received this from a friend "down under". Probably been around a while, but I haven't seen it before...:santam16:
A Northern Territory man was arrested today at John F Kennedy Airport while trying to board a flight home to Australia today.
He was in possesion of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference. US Attorney General Alberto Conzales said he believed the man was a member of the notorius Al-Gebra movement.
He did not identifie the man believed to have been born at Humpty Doo, near Darwin.
The Territorian has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of Math destuction.
"Al-Gebra is a real problem for us", Mr Gonzales said.
"They desire solutions by means and extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values"
"They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns".
"But we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with co-ordinates in every country".
As the Greek Philanderer Isosceles used to say "There are three sides to every triangle".
When asked for a comment on the arrest US Senator John Kerry said,"If God wanted us to have better weapons of Math destruction he would have given us more fingers and toes".
White House Aides withheld comment regarding the junior senator from Mass.
A Northern Territory man was arrested today at John F Kennedy Airport while trying to board a flight home to Australia today.
He was in possesion of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.
At a morning press conference. US Attorney General Alberto Conzales said he believed the man was a member of the notorius Al-Gebra movement.
He did not identifie the man believed to have been born at Humpty Doo, near Darwin.
The Territorian has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of Math destuction.
"Al-Gebra is a real problem for us", Mr Gonzales said.
"They desire solutions by means and extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values"
"They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns".
"But we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with co-ordinates in every country".
As the Greek Philanderer Isosceles used to say "There are three sides to every triangle".
When asked for a comment on the arrest US Senator John Kerry said,"If God wanted us to have better weapons of Math destruction he would have given us more fingers and toes".
White House Aides withheld comment regarding the junior senator from Mass.
