New Store

[tomtom22]

[FONT=&quot]Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some senior is going to [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]asked, "What are you sellin' here?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling @ss-holes." [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "Must be doing well...only two left."[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Seniors -- don't mess with them! [/FONT]



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[Team Infidel]

 

[A Can of Man]

Nice. hahah