jillyz12
Active member
To spice up her dead sex life, a wife put on new panties and a short skirt
and sat on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments,
she uncrossed her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asked,
"Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
"Y-e-s," she answered with a seductive smile.
"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."
He never heard the gunshot.
