bulldogg
Milforum's Bouncer
I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of
the following:
______ Bloody Mary,
______ Margarita
______ Scotch and soda
______ Martini
______ Vodka and Tonic
______ Sex
______ Lobster or crab legs
______ Steak
______ Bowl of ice cream
______ The sports page
______ Chocolate
______ The remote control
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
Signature: ___________________________
Date: ___________________________
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of
the following:
______ Bloody Mary,
______ Margarita
______ Scotch and soda
______ Martini
______ Vodka and Tonic
______ Sex
______ Lobster or crab legs
______ Steak
______ Bowl of ice cream
______ The sports page
______ Chocolate
______ The remote control
It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
Signature: ___________________________
Date: ___________________________
