The new and improved Living Will




 
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The new and improved Living Will
 
February 7th, 2006  
bulldogg
 
 

Topic: The new and improved Living Will


The new and improved Living Will
I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of
the following:

______ Bloody Mary,

______ Margarita

______ Scotch and soda

______ Martini

______ Vodka and Tonic

______ Sex

______ Lobster or crab legs

______ Steak

______ Bowl of ice cream

______ The sports page

______ Chocolate

______ The remote control

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.

When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Signature: ___________________________

Date: ___________________________
February 7th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Great stuff, Bulldogg!
October 17th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
haha.....
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The new and improved Living Will
October 17th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
good stuff...
October 17th, 2007  
Peddler
 
 
lol.............
October 17th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
I need to print that out......LOL