Hello everyone. I am soooo delighted to have found this site. I am of course new here, but what a better place to come to get some help. I am from a military family. I have a son who is currently deployed to Iraq for his second tour. I publish a monthly newsletter for his unit and the families of this unit. I like to include military jokes and I have created two characters who are the Captain and PVT Boots. I have drawn a picture of a cap with a Captain's rank on it and a pair of combat boots, which of course is PVT Boots. I am having difficulty finding jokes that haven't been heard a gazillion times or that are appropiate for a family newsletter. I have to be very careful about content, political correctness, etc., which limits the jokes I can use. Can anyone help me find some newer jokes that are appropiate for a family publication that could be used as dialogue between the Cap'n and PVT Boots? If you have a joke you think might work, please send it to me at duchess400@aol.com or post it here under this message and I can find it here. I would so appreciate any help you can give me. And for those who have ever worn or now wears a military uniform, you are my heros! God bless you and thank you for your service and sacfifices.