You need a Personality

Yossarian

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Two old local drunks were sitting at a bar in Macon GA, one of the drunks looks at his buddy and says, "Gee Reg I sure am getting lonely nowa days, ever since my wife left, I don't see how you do it man".

The old friend looks puzzled and orders another round, and says "Well Bill I'll show you a little seceret of mine out in the parking lot."

Long and behold, out in the parking lot his buddy pulls a boxed up "lady friend" for his buddy out of the trunk of his car, "Now you don't have to go home alone, all she needs is air!"

The old drunk replied, "Thanks Reg I'll meet you back again here tommorrow and let you know how the first date went."

So the two stumbled along thier seperate ways and the next day Bill walks slowly into the same bar to find Reg waiting for him,

"So how'd it go?" His friend asked
"Terrible"
"Terrible? How ?" His buddy replied.
"She left me" He said, just like my wife.
What? his friend exclaimed? What did you do?

"I got to kissing her and then bit her on the nipple and then she farted and flew through the window, ....thats how!"
 
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