Navy/Marine Humor - Page 2




 
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Boots
 
May 18th, 2004  
IrishWizard
 
rofl these jokes are hilarious.
May 20th, 2004  
MCJROTCgirl
 
i heard this from my brother...hee hee, i love this one.


Marines Making Love - Is It Fun or Work:
A group of Marine Corp Officers are standing around talking when a Lieutenant, said "I feel that making love is 80% fun and 20% work."

Captain responded by saying, "No, I think that making love is more work than that. I would say that it is 60% fun and 40% work.

Then a Major says, "No, making love is definitely way more work than that. I would say that it is 20% fun and 80% work."

They are all contemplating these revelations when a Gunnery Sergeant walks by. The officers call the Gunny over to ask his opinion.

The Major says, "Excuse me Gunny, we are having a discussion and would like your input." "The Lieutenant says that making love is 80% fun and 20% work. The Captain says that making love is 60% fun and 40% work. I say that making love is 20% fun and 80% work. Gunny, what is your opinion?"

The Gunny smiles and says, "Sir, you are all wrong. Making love must be 100% fun because if there was any work involved, you would have the enlisted Marines doing it for you."
July 27th, 2004  
sgtbreeden
 
 
that one is funn jr rotc girl i think i will use that one at work lol.
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Boots
July 28th, 2004  
Mark Conley
 
 
this ones a-ok! a five shining example!

July 28th, 2004  
Jacob
 
 
Q.Why dose the Navy use Pottered soap?














A.Because it takes longer to pick up.
August 7th, 2004  
Recce
 
HAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAHAAHA.......what's Pottered soap?
August 11th, 2004  
devildog84
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MCJROTCgirl

Boot Camp Morning Intro:
The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers at Parris Island Boot Camp Daily Training, stated: "Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. First, the good. Private Jones will be setting the pace on our morning run. With this the platoon was overjoyed, as Private Jones was overweight and terribly slow. But then the drill sergeant finished his statement: "Now for the bad news, Private Jones will be driving my Hummer."

Drill sergeant are in the Army. We have Drill Instructors in the Marine Corps. Just some advise but I suggest not ever mixing that up to their faces. I am in a tri service school with the Navy and Army, who have their Drill Sergeants. A soldier called his DS a Drill Instructor and all hell broke loose. I am sure it would go even worse than that the other way around. Ooh-rah
August 27th, 2004  
Jason Bourne
 
A helicopter crashes in front of 3 guys, one is from the Air Force and he says that is a blackhawk helicopter, then he goes on and names its top speed, top altitude, and maximum wait capacity. The next guy is a Marine and he says "that's a mighty fine helicopter". The 3rd guy is from the navy and he just twirls his finger in circular motions and goes "whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop"
August 27th, 2004  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
Way to go Navy j/k
April 4th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that will leave a mark