NASCAR Drivers to Perform Top Ten List Wed on Letterman

[Team Infidel]

The 10 NASCAR drivers competing in the Chase for the Nextel Cup -- Jeff Burton, Kyle Busch, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Jeff Gordon, Denny Hamlin, Kevin Harvick, Jimmie Johnson, Kasey Kahne, Matt Kenseth and Mark Martin -- will present a special Top Ten List on The Late Show with David Letterman, Wednesday, Sept 13th, the show is broadcast weeknights (11:35pm-12:37am/et/pt) on the CBS Television Network.(NASCAR PR)

 

[Team Infidel]

The Subject: Things Never Before Said by a NASCAR Driver:
10) Kasey Kahne: "Anyone Know How to Drive a Stick"
9) Jeff Gordon: "Does this gas taste funny to you"
8) Jeff Burton: "I don't care much for country music or beer"
7) Mark Martin: "Switch the "R" and "C" in 'Racing and you get 'Caring'
6) Dale Earnhardt Jr.: "Wow, Letterman Looks so young in person"
5) Denny Hamlin: "Your're looking at a guy who ca driver 500 miles without taking a Leak"
4) Kyle Busch: "A Truely Great Driver doesn't mind asking for directions, am I right, Ladies?"
3) Kevin Harvick: "It would be nice if the guys in the pits occasionally surprised me with a piece of carrot cake or something"
2) Jimmie Johnson: "The Nextel Cup is great, but what I'm really excited for is The Late Show ventriloquist week"
and.....
1) Matt Kenseth: "If You think I'm fast in my car, you should see me in the bedroom"

 

[Rob Henderson]

1...Thats freakin hilarious! hahahahahaha