Name Change !!!!!!!

Name Change !!!!!!!
November 11th, 2006  

Topic: Name Change !!!!!!!

Name Change !!!!!!!
A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said
"I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on
Broadway, he had the right credentials.

The agent asked, "What's your name?"
The guy said, "My name is ***** van Lesbian."
The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."

"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."

The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like ***** van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you." "So be it! I guess we will not do business together"
the guy said and he left the agent's office.

The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000?
He reads the letter enclosed..

"Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood , you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You
told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like ***** van
Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said I decided
you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent.

I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed
check is a token of my appreciation. Thank you for your advice.


Dick van Dyke

(I don't care who you are, that's funny.)
November 11th, 2006  
Rotflmao Very nice!!
November 11th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
Hahaha...BOO YAA! Hahahaha...That is pretty good, tomtom.
Name Change !!!!!!!
November 11th, 2006  
Now that is funny - might go over the heads of the young ones.
November 11th, 2006  
Team Infidel
that's funny
November 11th, 2006  
That's a comparison that would have never dawned on me. Must be because I never missed an episode and it became just another common name.
November 12th, 2006  
Very nice.

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