The Other Guy
Spam King
Two male dealers area waiting at a craps table in a new casino when a very attractive blonde woman from West Virginia walks up and bets $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
Before she rolls the dice, she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."
With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice and yells, "Come on, baby, a southern girl needs some new clothes!"
As the dice come to a stop, she jumps up and down squealing, "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
With that, she hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departs.
The dealers stare at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?"
The other answers, "I dunno. I thought you were watching."
The Myths debunked in this story:
Not all West Virginians are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
HOWEVER...
All men are men.
Before she rolls the dice, she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."
With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice and yells, "Come on, baby, a southern girl needs some new clothes!"
As the dice come to a stop, she jumps up and down squealing, "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
With that, she hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departs.
The dealers stare at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?"
The other answers, "I dunno. I thought you were watching."
The Myths debunked in this story:
Not all West Virginians are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
HOWEVER...
All men are men.
