Mysterious Hotel Guest

Mysterious Hotel Guest
November 23rd, 2010  

Topic: Mysterious Hotel Guest

Mysterious Hotel Guest
A Connecticut chap, an incorrigible practical joker, often makes his long-suffering wife the butt of his painful pranks. But last fall she finally got her chance to even the score. The couple were spending the weekend in a New York hotel. It was a hot night, and when they got back to their room after the theater, the husband peeled off his clothes and stretched out on the bed to cool off. By the time his wife was ready for bed, he was fast asleep and she decided not to disturb him.

Some hours later, he woke up and groped his way in the dark toward the bathroom. By mistake he opened the outside door and, still groggy, was halfway down the hall before he became aware of his predicament. He turned back hastily. Then, to his horror, he realized that he was not only locked out but had forgotten his room number.

Frantic, he rushed to the elevator bank, pressed the button and hid around the corner. When the elevator arrived, he thrust out his arm and beckoned wildly. The operator took one look, slammed the elevator door and went for the house detective.

When the detective arrived, he found the unfortunate guest cowering in a corner. He gave him a sheet from the linen closet, called the desk to check his assertion that he was registered at the hotel with his wife and escorted him to his room.

Pounding on the door until the wife opened it, the detective said, "This man claims to be your husband. Is he?"

For a moment she stared at the sheet-draped figure; then she said icily, "I've never seen him before in my life."

-- A. E. Tatham, Courtesy of Reader's Digest
November 24th, 2010  
lmao! Brilliant! Why you should never treat your wife too badly. lol.
November 24th, 2010  
Whoa! Thats one cool lady!
Mysterious Hotel Guest

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