My wife's pregnant - Page 2




 
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Boots
 
July 30th, 2007  
CrazyLilCajun
 
 
congrats 13th
July 30th, 2007  
philam15
 
 
congrats!! so is this little one going to be a boy or girl, or are you going to let it be a surprise?
July 30th, 2007  
Peddler
 
 
Congratulations!
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Boots
July 30th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Congratulations, 13th!!!
July 31st, 2007  
A Can of Man
 
 
Well, no idea on whether it's a boy or girl. It's too early to tell right now.
But man... I'm going to have to get a job to support my family and that's real hard right now for foreigners.
I am qualified for a LOT of jobs but they all require green cards and citizenships. So I'm feeling kind of screwed here...
July 31st, 2007  
KJ
 
 
Congratulations.
This won´t be too far off from being in again.

You won´t get any sleep.
You will have to share rack room with a noisy bugger.
You will have to keep mopping up puke and **** (not your own after getting too wasted with your men anymore)..
And instead of the plastic bag that you yourself/battlebuddy **** in when laying up in an OP you´ll get to change diapers.
(These you don´t have to pack in your Bergen and carry around for several days.)

Only downside I can see is, your battlebuddy won´t take too well to you pouring hot sauce all over his/her meals.
Atleast not at an early stage.

If it´s a son I can recomend reading balistic scheduals as goodnight stories.
I tried that with my 2 year old God son.
And though he was very intrested in how much a 5,56 NATO round drops at four hundred meters he eventually went to sleep.

Good luck as a future father.

//KJ.
August 1st, 2007  
sunb!
 
 
Congratulations!!!

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Originally Posted by KJ
You wonŽt get any sleep.
4 hours is enough....

Quote:
Originally Posted by KJ
You will have to share rack room with a noisy bugger.
Better with one noisy bugger than three...

Quote:
Originally Posted by KJ
You will have to keep mopping up puke and **** (not your own after getting too wasted with your men anymore)..
NBC suit recommended

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Originally Posted by KJ
And instead of the plastic bag that you yourself/battlebuddy **** in when laying up in an OP youŽll get to change diapers.
See comment above...
August 1st, 2007  
A Can of Man
 
 
As an NBC defense specialist, I know exactly what to do. I will recommend an evacuation for those anywhere in a downwind direction from the site of the puke (distance depending on wind) and I will cordon the area off with tape before washing the baby in warm soap water and then hanging him/her up in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight and with good ventilation.
I knew this NBC stuff would come in handy some day.
August 1st, 2007  
Redleg
 
 
Congratulations 13th!

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I will recommend an evacuation for those anywhere in a downwind direction from the site of the puke (distance depending on wind) and I will cordon the area off with tape before washing the baby in warm soap water and then hanging him/her up in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight and with good ventilation.
Sounds like you've got everything covered there..
August 1st, 2007  
major liability
 
 
Congratualations, prepare for everything you believe important in life to shift priority! Some of my friends had a kid recently, and their lives have changed greatly - but I've never seen them happier.
 


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