My Resume:

September 27th, 2006  

Topic: My Resume:

My Resume:
My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that, I tried to be a Tailor,but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,but that was too exhausting.
Then, I tried to be a Chef -figured it would add a little spice to my life,but I just didn't have the thyme.
I attempted to be a Deli Worker,but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was a Musician,but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a Doctor,but I didn't have any patience.
Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.I tried but I just didn't fit in.
I became a Professional Fisherman,but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,but the work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a Workout Center,but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working in Starbucks, but I eventually quit because it Was always the same old grind.
So, I tried Retirement and, you know what?
September 27th, 2006  
nice one there TomTom!
September 27th, 2006  
Team Infidel
that's pretty corny... but good
September 27th, 2006  
LOL Good one!!!

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