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My resimay
 
April 18th, 2011  
jillyz12
 
 

Topic: My resimay


My resimay
To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person .

I no my spelling is not too good .

My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.

Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

Sinseerly,

Tiffanny


PS : Becauze my resimay is a bit short

I sent a pickture of me.







Employer's response:...

Dear Tiffany,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you Monday!
April 18th, 2011  
-- Dusty
 
 
Which is worse? Excessively huge breasts, or sucking her tummy in so far, to make her breasts look "better" (which is a fail, in this case) that you swear you can see her sine from her tummy.

Ewww.
April 18th, 2011  
senojekips
 
 
Well, they might get cheap accident insurance as there'd be absolutely no chance of her falling on her face or running into something and breaking her nose.
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My resimay
April 18th, 2011  
muscogeemike
 
you guys know what they say - "more then a mouthful is wasted".
April 18th, 2011  
jillyz12
 
 
You mean she doesn't do it for you? I was just sure you guys would be tripping over your tongues when you saw her. lol Shows how much I know.
April 19th, 2011  
Redleg
 
 
Photoshop Rocks!!
April 20th, 2011  
-- Dusty
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jillyz12
You mean she doesn't do it for you? I was just sure you guys would be tripping over your tongues when you saw her. lol Shows how much I know.
One word describes her for me- "ewwww!"
Dump the huge breasts and I might be interested. I will say that those breasts have as much if not more skin than the rest of her body. Though I would love to verify that with a micromter and marker, however....


Quote:
Originally Posted by senojekips
Well, they might get cheap accident insurance as there'd be absolutely no chance of her falling on her face or running into something and breaking her nose.
No need for airbags, as we can see, mate!
April 20th, 2011  
viper2007
 
 
Now thats a gal that would never drown...
May 12th, 2011  
Korean Seaboy
 
 
I wonder how would she drive at all?
PS: I noticed the Photoshop. It rocks