On my honeymoon

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I have a major problem, my mouth engages before my brain.

On our honeymoon, the wife and I booked into a lovely little hotel on the island of Jersey. I staggered in with the suitcases and approached the desk, where the clerk asked, “Can we carry your bag upstairs sir.”

I replied without thinking “No, let her walk like everyone else.”

I got the silent treatment for days.

She still brings that up after 37 years. She's got a memory like an elephant.
 
Hahahhahahahaaha,....that's mean....I would've given you the silent treatment and non of the other :wink: lol.
 
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Now if this had been a simple vacation that would be bad enough. However, as a damn newlywed on their HONEYMOON. THAT IS SO WRONG LMAO.
 
A mind like an elephant you say.... my question is after 37 years does she look like the elephant?
 
Misery loves company I guess..... also you're past the trade in option date with her anyways right? Can't get the new 2009 model 21 year olds.

A 21 year old would kill me, my ticker would explode.

The spirit is willing but the body is weak.
 
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