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My daughter has a awful habit of leaving her stuff laying around. Time and time again I have warned her about leaving her nail varnish where the dogs can get at it with the possibility of causing them harm. In the end, every time I saw a bottle of nail varnish laying about I threw it in the rubbish, then she began complaining she had no nail varnish.
My daughter is heavily into keep fit, she is attending a college course for training as a PTI (Physical Training Instructor). She has a small litre drink bottle which she makes up high energy drinks. A few days ago she left the bottle on the floor and walked to her bedroom to get something. Merlin my 2 year old German Shepherd walked up to the bottle, sniffed the mouth piece and began licking. He walked away as my daughter came wandering back, I couldn't help it, I kept quiet about Merlin and waited for her to take a drink out of the bottle. She picked the bottle, took a gulp of the contents, thats when I said, “Oh by the way, Merlin licked your drink bottle, after he washed his bum.” Her face was a picture, absolutely horrified, she blurted, :Why didn't you tell me???” I laughed and replied, “Why? Its more fun watching you go green.” She rushed into the bath room to brush her teeth, swilled her mouth with mouth wash. She came out of the bathroom and then washed her bottle using disinfectant, all the time glaring at me and muttering lol.
Her nickname now is “Dogs breath.”
My daughter is heavily into keep fit, she is attending a college course for training as a PTI (Physical Training Instructor). She has a small litre drink bottle which she makes up high energy drinks. A few days ago she left the bottle on the floor and walked to her bedroom to get something. Merlin my 2 year old German Shepherd walked up to the bottle, sniffed the mouth piece and began licking. He walked away as my daughter came wandering back, I couldn't help it, I kept quiet about Merlin and waited for her to take a drink out of the bottle. She picked the bottle, took a gulp of the contents, thats when I said, “Oh by the way, Merlin licked your drink bottle, after he washed his bum.” Her face was a picture, absolutely horrified, she blurted, :Why didn't you tell me???” I laughed and replied, “Why? Its more fun watching you go green.” She rushed into the bath room to brush her teeth, swilled her mouth with mouth wash. She came out of the bathroom and then washed her bottle using disinfectant, all the time glaring at me and muttering lol.
Her nickname now is “Dogs breath.”
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