My buddy and the BSA

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One day while giving a lecture to recruits on map reading and compass bearings, an instructor buddy of mine was outside the lecture room window revving the guts out one of our old BSA 350 single cylinder motor cycles.

I opened the window and shouted, “OY, LEAVE IT OUT, I'M TRYING TO GIVE A LECTURE IN HERE.” He grinned at me and continued revving the bike.

I told the class, “Watch and learn.” I walked outside, the recruits were glued to the lecture room windows.

My buddy still grinning was revving the old BSA till the valves were bouncing. I walked up and kicked the bike into first gear. The bike took off like a scalded cat with my buddy desperately trying to cling on for dear life, finally ending up in a heap. My class were highly amused.

The Sergeant Major opened his office window and shouted, “IF THAT BIKE IS DAMAGED, I'M CHARGING YOU WITH M&D (misuse and damage).”

I chuckled and walked back to my classroom and said to the class, “Thats how you deal with an annoying little sh!te.”
 
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