Mr. Bigglesworth

dragonfett

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Five signs your cat is plotting against you:

1.) Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden.

2.) Unexplained calls to F. Lee Bailey's 900 number on your bill.

3.) Ball of yarn tied playfully into a hangman's noose.

4.) Droppings in the litter box spell "REDRUM."

5.) You find a piece of paper labeled "My Wil" that reads "Leev awl to kat."
 
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