I'm giving you the call and response with the response most frequently given in any formation smaller than 10 or larger than 35, where you either knew everyone was cool with it or knew nobody would spot your voice in the crowd. Substitute clean phrases as necessary. (bear in mind, nobody was gonna cry "offended" in a company comprised entirely of girls. Single-gender Basic rocked. Co-ed basic, I have been told, was vastly more restrictive and **** about such fun.)
Hey la ti dah ti,
(Hey la ti dah ti)
We're gonna have a party
(We're gonna have a party)
Hey la ti dah ti,
(Hey la ti dah ti)
A PT Party
(A PT party)
A push-up party
(A push-up (bra) party)
Hey la ti dah ti,
(Hey la ti dah ti)
We're gonna have a party
(We're gonna have a party)
Hey la ti dah ti,
(Hey la ti dah ti)
A GI Party
(A GI part)
A scrub-a-dub party
(a rub-the-nub party)
Hey la ti dah ti,
(Hey la ti dah ti)
We're gonna have a party
(We're gonna have a party)
Hey la ti dah ti,
(Hey la ti dah ti)
A tupperware party
(A tupperware party)
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Ok, chickening out, it's not that bad a phrase - you can probably figure it out for yourself with half a second's thought - but I can't go there tonight, it's one thing to sing this stuff as an 18 year old in a big group after a road march or a significant run and another entirely to write it over a decade and a half later sitting at home stone sober, not high as a kite on endorphins and the incredibly wigged-out look on the poor male DS's face. (poor fella didn't know weather to laugh, cry or yell at us. Guess which he defaulted to. The female DS running next company over almost lost it she was trying so hard not to laugh...) Anyways, I'm a prude at heart. Sorry.
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